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Essay on Azula, Mai and Ty Lee: Write Me!
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Book 2: Chapters 1-4
Note: in honor of this being my first update written after the airing of The Legend of Korra (coughakathereasonitooksolongtogetthisdonecough), all images in this post will be GIFs from that show, or its prequel, Avatar: the Last Airbender. They will show up whenever I deem them most [in]appropriate. I am not sorry. [[MORE]]Book 2: Chapter 1 Matthias wakes up from his nap and revels in that...
Book 1, Chapters 18-20
[[MORE]]Chapter 18: Cluny’s main front is on the ditch acroos the road from the Abbey. Good for him, because he’s out of range of anything that the Redwallers could launch at him. Bad for him because rats suck at bowmaking. Meanwhile the front lines are getting annoyed (yes, annoyed) by arrows from the wall. He gets the slingers to throw up some cover fire while another group rushes...
Book 1: Chapters 15-17
[[MORE]] Chapter 15 Morty’s in a pretty bad mood due to last night’s events. But he realizes he’s being too harsh and settles down again. Matthias comes in with good news: Cornflower’s dad is alright. Matthias’s own injuries are mentioned (IE, he was kicked repeatedly in the face by a rat, and logically speaking must have only narrowly escaped getting his neck...
Bppk 1, Chapters 12-14
[[MORE]]Chapter 12 We’re back at St. Ninian’s church, where Cluny mulls about planning, paying no attention to the Voles. What thoughts occupied the dark devious mind of Cluny the Scourge? He obviously wants Martin to come by with his great throbbing… sword. “Go and get Shadow. Bring him here to me.” I am silly. The Chief had a plan. Like all of his schemes it would be...
Book 1, Chapters 8-11
[[MORE]]Chapter 8 Cluny the Scourge was having nightmares. Oh, I remember this… The Warlord thrashed about, killing, conquering and laying waste to all in his dream. Then the phantom figure appeared…. Cluny went like a bat out of hell. Mentions of Hell et. al: 6 Cluny’s dream continues, and eventually, the phantom chases Cluny about and stabs him in the back with his giant...
Book 1 Chapters 4-7
[[MORE]]Chapter 4 We start with Cluny in a foul temper, because the horse stopped moving. Jacques notes that Cluny is both violent and unpredictable. He calls up Skullface, the expendable mook of the chapter, to bite the horse on the ass to get it moving again. When Skullface mentions that that would be, oh, I dunno, suicide, he gets whipped. “Mutiny, insubordination!” Cluny roared. “By the...
Book 1, Chapters 1-3
[[MORE]]The story proper begins with Matthias, the hero of this fine story, running down Great Hall in sandals and a habit that are too big for him. And he’s not looking where he’s going and trips. He drops his basket of hazlenuts and rolls. Luckily, he’s stopped by the shins of Abbot Mortimer, who then gives him a lesson about walking with dignity and stuff. Yes. It’s his...
First Post + Prologue
[[MORE]]Hey, All. It’s Me. Livebloggin’ Redwall. Well, not really, because I already read all of them (13th person in the state of New York to get a copy of Doomwyte, but that’s largely irrelevant). However, the list of books I deemed worthy of more than one read-through is small. In fact, there are at least two that I downright despised. Some notes before we begin: This book...